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September 15th, 2011

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gina reveals the pulling out may be safe but it leaves the vagina very lonely

August 3rd, 2011

Is ‘pulling out’ safe?

Question

My partner and I use the ‘pulling out’ methods – which I believe is also known as ‘withdrawal’.

How safe is the withdrawal method ?

Also, on which days should we avoid sex if we are not using any form of contraception?

Answer

Well, the fact is that most family planning experts advise patients against the withdrawal method – also known as coitus interruptus.

But personally, I feel that it’s better than taking no precautions at all! But because your partner’s ‘pre-come’ is likely to contain sperms, you might well get pregnant.

Now you also ask about the natural family planning (fertility awareness) or rhythm method – ie making love on ‘safe days’ of the month. Trying to avoid pregnancy this way is very dodgy indeed! If you really want to have a go at this ‘safe period’ or ‘rhythm method’ of contraception, you should go along to a natural family planning clinic where they can teach you the most up-to-date and scientific way of using this technique.

For more information about pulling out alternatives:

contraceptive methods

Good luck.

Yours sincerely

Dr David Delvin, GP

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November 24th, 2009

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gina will help you exercise your vagina

October 3rd, 2009

There are several benefits for a woman to exercise her vagina:

This will…

  • …make it easier for you to reach orgasm.
  • …make your orgasms stronger/better as the muscles you’re exercising are the same as used during orgasm.
  • …make your vagina more sensitive(you’ll feel more). When squeezing you’ll feel your partner much better inside. It will simply heighten your sexual satisfaction.
  • …prevent prolapse and incontinence.
  • …make childbirth easier and your muscles will regain more quickly after the birth.
  • - For your boyfriend it will be a tremendous difference. You will get tighter. You can pull and squeeze your partner’s penis.
  • - You don’t have to be nervous the first time you make love with a new partner, wondering what he will think of you as a sexual partner. You’ll have better sexual self-confidence. You’ll know that your present/future boyfriend/husband/lover won’t be disappointed.
  • - Men prefer women with a strong vagina (to many men it’s more important that his lover has a strong vagina than having a perfect body). In some cultures women exercise their vaginal strength in order to help them keep their future/present husband.
  • - You can be proud of your vaginal strength(just like one can be proud of one’s body).
  • - The woman will get more control in bed. Many women enjoy that and think it’s fun.
Many women begin to exercise after they have given birth to their first child(to regain tightness). Doctors recommend women to begin much earlier though (the earlier the better) in order to prevent prolapse and incontinence. As a plus they also get a(n even) better sex-life.

Note: It’s important to continue to exercise and maintain the strength of the muscles as you grow older. At menopause, muscles may change and weaken. The stronger they are before this process begins, the better.

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gina offers new tools to detect that smelly vagina

October 3rd, 2009

Vagisil unveils new “Home Vaginal Stink Meter Kit”

Vagisil introduced it’s new “Home Vaginal Stink Meter Kit”, it was reported Wednesday.

“This is really an innovation in home vaginal stink detection,” Vagisil Rep. Rebecca Gosch said during a phone interview.

“Vagina odor detection has rocketed into the 21st century with our new product. We here at Vagisil are thrilled!”

The new Home Vaginal Stink Meter Kit works by swabbing the inside of your vagina with a specially coated “stink stick”. After 3 minutes your level of vaginal odor can be matched to a color chart that corresponds to your stink level.

“I swore I could smell a dirty sock,” claimed one user, “but boy was I surprised when the stink meter told me I was closer to anhydrous ammonia.”

Ms. Gosch ended the phone interview by stating, “Man dreamed of flight once… And watched it come true. Man dreamed of a device that; when powered up, could provide light to light up our houses and cities, and yes; man dreamed of one day, being able to stick a sharp plastic applicator – up your vagina – pull it out and wait a few minutes – and then compare the color on the applicator to a pre-printed color chart – to tell how bad your vagina odor was.”

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gina wonders if an automated vagina might take the fun out of it

October 3rd, 2009
Device for automated
detection of estrus in farm animals

United States Patent 4784155

Abstract:
A telemetry system includes a transmitter, which is either placed in the vagina or is implanted in the vulvular or vaginal tissue, and a receiver. The transmitter is capable of measuring physiological parameters which are indicative or predictive of the occurrence of estrus. These parameters may include but are not limited to tissue impedance, temperature and activity of the animal. This provides a pulsed method of measuring impedance of vulvular or vaginal tissue which enhances the marketability of such a device by reducing its size, weight and complexity without sacrificing accuracy or reliability. Data telemetered from this device is preferably collected by a computer and automatically analyzed to provide a report to the farm manager as to which animals are in estrus or are expected to be in estrus at a given time.

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gina poses the question why such a difference between whores and consultants ???

September 24th, 2009

Consider this tidbit:

Whores (and gigolos) rent out their genitalia to customers. Consultants rent out their brains to customers. Both collect fees for allowing perfect strangers to make use of their respective organs for a limited period of time.

Why is it, then, that whores are abhorred and degraded while consultants are praised and elevated?

Why is a brain different to a vagina?

Doesn’t the use made of a brain have more indelible and irreversible consequences than almost any use of a vagina?

Shouldn’t the mundane use of a magnificent and breathtakingly exotic machine (such as the brain) be considered more degrading than the use – however mindless – of a more basic organ such as the vagina?

After all, in whoring, the whore’s vagina is put to the full use it was designed for to start with.

But a consultant (or a lawyer, or an accountant, or a college teacher) often under-utilizes his brain to an offending extent.

True, the whore provides us with an emotion-less imitation of an act which is often emotion laden. Often – but not always. And this is the redeeming feature – that sex is a mode of communication capable of expressing a wide range of emotions and of conveying a wide variety of messages, many of them devoid of all emotion. Thus, prostitution sits well and comfortably within this spectrum.

But not so mental prostitution. We hold in disdain and contempt he who disavows his own beliefs, or disowns the things and people dearest to him – and all this for material gain. Shouldn’t we be doubly repelled by he who disowns his own intellectual potential, his own capabilities and capacities and compromises by prostituting his brain?

If a person is capable of writing a great novel but instead writes dispatches for a daily paper – shouldn’t we be taken aback by him? If another has been a brilliant physicist in his youth only to become a mediocre financial consultant due to his own laziness and lack of perseverance – shouldn’t we be appalled by him more than we are by a prostitute?

Verily, isn’t he himself a prostitute albeit of a different kind, prostituting a different organ?

What is it that makes our judgement of the vagina materially different in this critical and analytic age in which all prejudices were proclaimed dead (even the biggest one of all, God)?

I think in both cases (meritocracy versus aristocracy and consultant versus whore) – we react to the real as opposed to the imitated, the genuine or authentic as opposed to the fake, the natural as opposed to the artificial, the full path as opposed to the shortcut.

what do you think???

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gina reveals that some vagina work harder than others, find 'em, fondle 'em, fuck 'em, forget 'em

September 24th, 2009

Whore

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Try'n'a find herself a respectable man with a job and a car payment.

Try’n'a find herself a respectable man with a job and a car payment.
The 4F Rule applies to whores.

Typical whoring of Failbook.
Whore outed by a curious father. YOU GO GIRL.

Traditionally, a whore is a woman who exchanges sex for money and AIDS, unlike a vicky who gives it up for free. However, as the word evolved, a “whore” now more commonly means (especially OTI) “someone who enjoys _________ immensely“.

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Categories of Whoredom

Whores can generally be categorized into one of the following subtypes:

  1. Attention whore
  2. Camwhore
  3. Comment whore
  4. Drama whore
  5. Wikislut
  6. Prostatot
  7. Prostitute
  8. Skeezer
  9. Skank
  10. Fat whore
  11. Scenewhore
  12. Crackwhore
  13. Cock Trapper
  14. Nappy Headed

Whore Copypasta

Hey /b/, My name is Khadija. I’ve got this huge problem. I can’t seem to keep my legs closed. It’s like every time a guy walks by, I have to pull down his pants and suck him off. It’s horrible! I’ve had sex with many guys…I’m not sure how much longer my vag can take it. /b/ is there anything I can do about this? I may be a ticking AIDS bomb waiting to explode. They won’t even let me into pools! When ever I get angry my vagina grows huge and pink like the incredible vaginal hulk!

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a good vagina always follows the golden rule

September 22nd, 2009

Ethic of reciprocity

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

The ethic of reciprocity, more commonly known as the Golden Rule, is an ethical code that states one has a right to just treatment, and a responsibility to ensure justice for others. Reciprocity is arguably the most essential basis for the modern concept of human rights, though it has its critics.[1] A key element of the golden rule is that a person attempting to live by this rule treats all people, not just members of his or her in-group, with consideration.

It exists in both positive (generally structured in the form of “do to others what you would like to be done to you”) and negative form (structured in the form of “do not do to others what you would not like to be done to you”). While similar, these forms are not strictly the same; they differ in what to do with what you would like to be done to you and the other party would not like to be done upon it. The negative form does directly not contain this while the positive form can exclude it indirectly with that you would like from others to check if you really like it, which is an example of using the golden rule in a context which makes it self-correcting, as argued in the criticisms section.

The golden rule has its roots in a wide range of world cultures, and is a standard which different cultures use to resolve conflicts;[2] it was present in the philosophies of ancient Judaism, India, Greece, and China. Principal philosophers and religious figures have stated it in different ways, but its most common English phrasing is attributed to Jesus of Nazareth in the Biblical book of Luke: “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.” The “Do unto others” wording first appeared in English in a Catholic Catechism around 1567, but certainly in the reprint of 1583.

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we call ginas vagina a beautiful vagina…what do you call a vagina??…part of our vagina101 study course

February 7th, 2009

when i found this list of vagina names

i had to share it with you

gina

lets start with A:

Altar Of Love
Amazon Forest
Arbys With Fur
Axe Gash
B.o.b.’s Bungalow
Babby
Baby Zipper
Babyoven
Bacon Hole
Bag Pipe
Bait
Bald Biscuit
Banana Box
Bean
Bear Trap
Bearded Ax Wound
Bearded Clam
Bearded Taco
Beaver
Beaver Teeth
Beef Tomato
Beetle Hood
Belly Entrance
Big Bud
Big Montana
Bikini Bizkit
Bird’s Nest
Birth Canal
Bitch Ditch
Bitter & Twisted
Black Hole
Black Hole Of Calcutta
Black Oak
Bluntfrunt
Bologna Flap-over
Bone Hider
Bone Polisher
Bonefish
Bottomless Pit
Bowl
Box
Boy In The Canoe
Brakepads
Brazilian Caterpillar
Bread-box
Breakfast Of Champions
Bubble Gum By The Bum
Bucket
Buffalo Gums
Bunny Tuft
Burger Bar
Bush
Bush Tucker
Calamari Cockring
Camarillo Brillo
Camel Toe
Candy Kiss
Carpet
Cat
Catcher’s Mitt
Cats Paw
Cha Cha
Chacha
Chanch
Cherry
Cherry Pop Tart
Chia Hole
Chicken’s Tongue
Chin-chin
Chocha
Choot
Clam Canal
Clamarama
Clap Trap
Clit Slit
Close Encounter With The Turd Kind
Cock Cave
Cock Curator
Cock Holster
Cock Magnet
Cock Pocket
Cock Sock
Cock Socket
Cock Squeezer
Cock Warmer
Cock-chafer
Cockpit
Cold Cut Combo
Conch Shell
Cooch
Coochie Pop
Cookie
Coose Canal
Cooter
Cooter
Cooter Muffin
Cooze
Count Fapula
Courtney Cocksleve
Crack
Crack Of Heaven
Crave Cave
Cream Canal
Crotch Waffle
Cucumber Canal
Cum Crack
Cum Craver
Cunny
Cunt
Cuntry Pie
Cuntzilla
Cupid’s Cupboard
Curly Curtains
Davey Jones Locker
Dead Clam
Deep Pink
Deep Socket
Deer Hoof
Depository
Devil’s Hole
Dick Basket
Dick Deposit
Dick Driver
Dick Dungeon
Dick Eater
Dick Mitten
Dick Rack
Dildo Hotel
Dinner Roll
Displabia
Dna Dumpster
Dog’s Mouth
Door Of Life
Dove Breast
Egg Drop Box
Enchilada Of Love
Erie Canal
Ever-lasting Cum Stopper
Faith
Fat Rabbit
Fatty
Fetus Flaps
Field Of Dreams
Fish Canyon
Fish Dish
Fish Mitten
Fish Sandwich
Fishamjig
Flapped Bap
Flaps
Flesh Cavern
Flesh Tuxedo
Flower
Fly Catcher
Fortune Nookie
Foxhole
Front Bottom
Fruit Cup
Frum
Fuck Donut
Fuck Pocket
Fuckhole
Fun Hatch
Fur Burger
Furby
Furrogi (poland)
Furry 8 Ball Rack
Furry Furnace
Fury Pink Mink
Fuzz Box
Fuzz Bucket
Fuzzy Wuzzy
Gash
Gauntlet
Gizmo
Glory Hole
Golden Arches
Golden Palace
Golden Valley
Goodie Basket
Grandest Canyon
Grassy Knoll
Ground Zero
Grumble
Hair Pie
Hairy Doughnut
Hairy Heaven
Hairy Potter
Ham Sandwich
Hamper Of Goodies
Happy Flappy
Happy Valley
Hatchet Wound
Head Catcher
Her Asshole Neighbor
Holiest Of Holies
Holy Grail
Home Plate
Homebase
Honey Pot
Honey Pot
Horn Of Plenty
Hot Pocket
Hot Spot
Hot Tamaki Walk
Hump Hole
Hungry Minge
Indian Bones And The Temple Of Poon
Jaws Of Life
Jelly Roll
Jewel Box
Jezebel’s Smell
Jizz Recepticle
Juice Box
Kitty Cage
Kitty Kat
Knish
Lap Flounder
Launch Pad
Lawrence Of A Labia
Lick N’ Stick
Lip Jeans
Lip Tip
Little Debbie
Lobster Pot
Lotus
Love Canal
Love Cave
Love Glove
Love Hole
Love Rug
Lovebox
Lucy
Mammal Hole
Man In The Boat
Man’s Charity Bash
Mans Ruin
Marcia (aussie)
Meat Counter
Meat Crease
Meat Curtains
Meat Massager
Meat Tunnel
Meat Wagon
Melvin
Midnight Dip
Mingus
Mommy Parts
Mommy’s Pie
Moneymaker
Mossy Jaw
Mound
Mound Of Venus
Mud Flaps
Muff
Mule Nose
Mumble Pants
Mumbler (aussie)
Mystical Fold
Nana
Nappy Dugout
Nappy Dugout
Nappy Roots
Nether Lips
Nice Slice
Ninja Boot
Noochie
Nookie
Old Catchers Mitt
One Eyed Worm Hole
One-eyed Python Trail
Pachinko
Packin Shack
Pancake Fold
Pandora’s Box
Panty Hamster
Pastrami Flaps
Peach
Peach
Pearl Hotel
Pee Jaws
Peeshie
Penalty Box
Penis Parking
Penis Pothole
Penis Purse
Penis Warmer
Peter Vise
Peters Grove
Pickle Stinker
Pink
Pink Circle
Pink Cookie
Pink Heaven
Pink Panther
Pink Portal
Pink Taco
Pink Taco
Pink Truffle
Pink Turtleneck
Pish Buffet
Piss Fenders
Piss Flaps
Pissy Froth Hole
Pizzo
Pocket Pie
Pole Hole
Pole Hole
Pole Magnet
Ponchita
Poochika
Poody Tat
Poon Jab
Poonaner
Poontang
Poontang Pie
Pooswaa
Pork Pie
Pound Cake
Private Area
Pud Pocket
Pudding
Punani
Punash
Purple People Penis Eater
Pussy
Python Syphon
Queef Quarters
Quim
Quim
Rack Of Clam
Rattlesnake Canyon
Red Lane
Red River Gorge
Red Sea
Republic Of Labia
Revolving In/out Door
Richards House
Roast Beef Curtains
Rooster Jaws
Rosebud
Round Mound Of Beehound
Salami Garage
Saloon Doors
Sausage Wallet
Sausage Wallet
Scrambled Eggs Between The Legs
Scrumpter
Scunt
Sea Food Six Pack
Serpent Socket
Silk Funnel
Silk Igloo
Skin Canoe
Skins
Slice Of Heaven
Slippery Slide
Slop Hole
Slot Pocket
Slurpee Machine
Slurpy
Snail Tracker
Snake Charmer
Snake Lake
Snatch
Snooch
South Mouth
Spasm Chasm
Sperm Bank
Sperm Shack
Sperm Sucker
Spitball Bullseye
Split Dick
Spunk-pot
Squeeze-box
Squid
Stench Trench
Stench-trench
Stink Rink
Stinkhole
Stinky Speedway
Stop-n-pop
Sugar Basin
Sugar Hole
Sweat Box
Sweet Briar
Tackle Box
Tampon Tunnel
Temperamental Ringpiece
Temporary Lodgings
The Big Casino
The Big W
The Blow Hole
The Bone Collector
The Code Defierthe Salt Water Taffy Factory
The Condo Downstate
The Cum Dump
The Dea Bone Patch
The Death Of Adam
The Deflower Patch
The Easy Bake Oven
The Fish Flap
The Furry Cup
The Great Divide
The Helmet Hide-a-way
The Indoor Barbecue
The Indoor Picnic
The Notorious V.A.G.
The One-door Vulva
The Promised Land
The Pump Protector
The Schlong Sucker
The Shrine
The Toothless Blow Job
The Twatlantic Ocean
The Unmentionable
The Vegan Store
The Vegetarian’s Temptation
The Virginator
The Welcome Opponent
The Wombsday Book
Theme Park
Thresher
Tickled Pink
Tinker Bell
Tomahawk Chop
Tongue Depressor
Tongue Roll
Toolshed
Trim
Tuna Pot Pie
Tuna Spread
Tuna Taco
Tuna Town
Tunnel Of Love
Twat
Twat
Vacuum Vulva
Vadge
Vagina
Vedgie
Velcro Love Triangle
Venus Butterfly
Vertical Smile
Vidgie
Wagon Ruts
Wand Waxer
Weiner Wrap
Welly Top
Wet Mark
Wet Seal
Where Uncle’s Doodle Goes
Whisker Biscuit
Willys Haven
Wilt Chamberlian’s Daily Glove
Wizard’s Sleeve
Wolly Bolly
Womens Weapon
Wonder Bread
Wookie
Yeast Pocket
Yo Yo Smuggler
Yoni

hope your vagina, whatever you choose to call it

is happy and healthy

gina

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